Trouserquandary
Now flippin listen here, der Heir Profezzorrr Hadley ist vlippen loozink der pashenz viz yooz, keine? Rauss und besschinken, bitte sehr? And read carefully...
A Brief Visit.
'Now then, now then. Settle down at the back. Remember, it is your time, not mine, you are wasting. Right, are we all settled down, now. Good.'
'Deferens…! Vas Deferens! Put it away boy. She doesn't want to play with it now.'
'No, she doesn't.'
'No, you don't, Verruca…. Because I said so! You ought to, at least, go and wash your hands, now.'
'Because, Verruca, you don't know where it has been, that's why.'
'Oh… well, maybe you do know where it has been. But I'm quite sure the rest of us need to know… at least in not quite such graphic detail, anyway.'
'Come on, now. All of you... settle down. You have your Sexual Perversions and Deviations exams in a few weeks, and it is about time you all did at least some revision.'
A Brief Visit.
'Now then, now then. Settle down at the back. Remember, it is your time, not mine, you are wasting. Right, are we all settled down, now. Good.'
'Deferens…! Vas Deferens! Put it away boy. She doesn't want to play with it now.'
'No, she doesn't.'
'No, you don't, Verruca…. Because I said so! You ought to, at least, go and wash your hands, now.'
'Because, Verruca, you don't know where it has been, that's why.'
'Oh… well, maybe you do know where it has been. But I'm quite sure the rest of us need to know… at least in not quite such graphic detail, anyway.'
'Come on, now. All of you... settle down. You have your Sexual Perversions and Deviations exams in a few weeks, and it is about time you all did at least some revision.'
posted by MikeS at 9:57 pm
1 Comments:
Boofy Old bean, sorry I can't seem to get into old Blogger, cos' I'm now Beta, apparently.
Trouser Quandary should have been deleted - the post 11/08/06 Beta stuff has all gone bye-bye, but this old version remains.
However, that Norbert Trouser-Quandary seems to have got himself a new blog at:
http://littlefrigging.blogspot.com/
He seems to be recycling old Trouser Quandary stuff, but has promised me new stuff will apear soon.
Sorry for all this, but this seems the only way I have of getting in touch with you.
D. Hadley
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