Burmese Learning Curve

Well I suppose it was arrogant to think that they couldn't surprise us. I thought I had seen every conceivable variety of strange Burmese behaviour, but over the last few days it has become obvious that there is an infinite range of strange boofyness before us. Give Rastaban a chicken leg-bone and he turns into a Rottweiler, snarling at anyone who looks like they might want to take it away. Bianca has decided that she doesn't give a curse about her figure or cardiac disease, she just wants as much bacon and eggs as she can get - and buttered baked potato is very nice too - thank you very much. As for the matriarch, Topaz has obviously realised that the serious business of raising kittens is done now, so she can return to the traditional Burmese activity of moving around small but important objects and helping Sir Isaac Newton demonstrate that the law of gravity still operates... SMASHHHH!